1. Urinating behind pit latrines…

2. Wife sleeping next to the Wall

3. Keeping brooms behind the door…

4. When you get rich, ( you have a snake) …

5. When you take a shower, they ask where you want to go….

6. Special plates, cups and spoons for visitors..

7. Counting pieces of meat!!..

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8. No natural death in Africa.. Your enemy is always the cause..

9. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM…

10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute…

11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it is working…

12. There are special parts of meat that are meant for dad eg gizzard and drum sticks…

13 Taking off shoes when it’s muddy!!!!…

14 Buying clothes for Christmas..

15 Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors…

16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road…

17. Women counting chapati after cooking….

18. Storing empty juice and water bottles for collecting milk and paraffin….

19. Reserving a special chair for the man of the house…

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