Humour
My drinking Friend
15
Jul
Jul
My drinking Friend by Zack Omoro
Two tots of Kenya Cane before you are full awake should awaken your drooping spirits and set you up for the day. A tot or two of whisky-( B&B) gives you the zest for to face the challenges of your work upto mid- morning.
A tot or two of Vodka with your mid -morning tea should give you the push for the rest of the morning.
A bottle of two with your lunch should be enough for giving you the zest to push upto the evening.
And finally a crate or two of warm frothy Guinness is important to catch up with the friends.
But let this drinking not interfere with the much more serious business of Keeping alive!
Offer an advise to our holier than though colleagues who have denounced usage of the aforementioned drinks
I am not sure what our drinking friend would think about having a glass of keg?